Cody Pendent
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Jul 6
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Could it be because of all the hidden symbols in the pictures? Such as the cigarettes? The bananas? The soda bottle mere centimeters from the Promised Land? The lady reclining in the NuvaRing? Or how about Mr. Sunglasses staring at the chesticles of the blonde across the table? Or the fact that the first word of the Read more

Jul 6
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I would imagine that the undercarriage is exceptionally clean. And smooth.

Jul 3
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Not to the English. They are still bitter about that whole "Declaration of Independence" thing.

Jul 3
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Plus, is the range of the truck really around 730 miles when rock climbing? Or even at all?

Jul 1
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It would take an awful lot to get me to remove my finger from a dyke.

Jul 1
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I imagine that noted Dutch architect Rem Koolhaas has a Cool house. Just sayin'.

Jun 30
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It is logical, rational thinking like that that has no doubt lead to your excellent credit rating. But then again, the auto industry is not marketing to people like you.

Jun 28
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As a survivor thereof, I can unequivocally state that the 70's sucked in a lot of ways, but especially for cars. The only reason Ford could say, “Mustang II. Boredom 0.” is because Boredom took one look at the Mustang and was too busy laughing to even try to compete.

Jun 12
2

With the “come hither” tilt to her head, the gleam of her jewelry, and the promise of her top being down, I think we know the answer to your “burning question”. And if it isburning”, put some ointment on it. Geez.

Jun 11
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One of the plaintiffs is actually named Lemons. Another is John(ny) Walker. If this had been served on me on April 1st I would have thought it was an elaborate prank.

May 27
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What’s the purpose of having “fuck you” money if you don’t occasionally fuck up? No, wait, that’s not right.

May 21
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Yeah, but I am going by the live action movie, and I have a major crush on Linda Cardellini.

May 20
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In the US, as of 2012, the conviction rate is 93%. I would hope that Japan's is over 90%, otherwise they are arresting the wrong person a lot of the time.

May 20
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I am more of a Velma man (particularly from the live action movie). Just like I am more of a Mary Ann fan, or preferred Bailey over Jennifer (WKRP). I guess there is a pattern there.

May 15
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I had two G37S over a 6 year period. Both 6mts, both daily driven in LA traffic, and both had more than 35k miles with zero problems. Yes, they are more GT than race car, which is exactly what I was looking for. But they were also fun on twisty roads, had a tractable engine, were comfortable, could accommodate my Read more

May 13
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Amen, brother. It dispenses soda. Why does it have to be touchscreen and do the mixing for you? If I want to mix and match I just jam my cup against a different lever. Boom. Done. Was that so hard to do you lazy punk kids? Now go back to Juvie, or wherever you came from, or I will waggle my gnarled finger at you Read more