You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

This is a strangely beautiful and ridiculous observation.

Meghan!!!!!

With a snout that large, is it good at finding truffles in the forest?

I can only ever see that scene from The Matrix where Agent Smith seals up Neo’s mouth when I look at the Model 3 front end.

I’m not going to call you any kind of liberal, or even a conservative. Just an idiot and a probable racist.

That’s how you completely devalue the word scandal.

Look how great this worked without damned slideshow.

Seriously, no more of that crap.

Can Jalop bring back COTD for this?

I can think of nothing more apt and ironic these days than an American team being bought and paid for by the Russians while they install a puppet driver that also enjoys grabbing women but suffers no consequences.

It looks absolutely stunning but the Alpine is even more gorgeous. Fight me.

Well, not with THAT attitude, it won’t!

I came, I saw a slideshow, I left.

“The good thing is talks have not broken down”

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Don’t give them any more ideas!

That’s all you need.

I only want the Edgar Wright cut of Ant-Man and for reasons I don’t understand, nobody even seems to be asking for that.

I’ve just become numb to all the character assassination ever since Pa “let a schoolbus full of kids drown to keep your secret, Clark” Kent, so at this point I’m just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯