And both of your friends are breaking the law & cheating on their taxes by not having the proper licensing required for landlords, which is what they are. A basement apt. with a separate entrance & a building with an office AND an apt. on the ground floor — those are commercial properties. That’s completely different…

But AirBnB fits the definition of a “broker”, so the FHA rules should still apply to people renting rooms in a single-family home. ‘

Bur you’d still need to round up the 300 million guns (literally, per the Congressional Research Service) that people already own. And that’s when the anti-guvamint yahoos would start barricading themselves in their homes with the 37 guns they already own, ready for a firefight.

Plenty of AirBnB rentals are for a room in a home that someone is currently living. They are NOT all ‘investment properties’, esp. the rentals in other countries. My sister went to Cuba in July & stayed in a room in a young couple’s home for 2 weeks. The were excellent hosts ^ she had a great time.

It could be a murder-suicide that happened because the 2 girls were lovers. And I’m (almost) ashamed to say it, but with their lax gun laws, restrictive TRAP laws & the hillbilly mentality that runs rampant there, I give less than a shit when someone gets blown away in Texas by anyone other than a cop. Y’all made that…

Rape kits belong in the hospial ER, not at campus health services. You need proper medical attention after a rape — there may be internal injuries that require treatment, you’ll need the AIDS PEP (post-exposure prophylaxis meds). Completing the rape kit that will be used to investigate the crime requires a forensic…

A vial of botox (100 units) costs the doctor, any doctor, appx. $530. It must be reconstituted with saline before being injected. If you see your neurologist & get a few injections to treat your dystonia, it’ll cost you the price of your insurance co-payment. See a plastic surgeon or dermatologist in a major city for…

Don’t most NBA players get recruited from colleges or high school? What “leagues” are they drafting players from?

Ditto. They look like she stole them from someone’s Jewish grandmother. But Parker herself looks fab in that blue-on-blue outfit & no make-up.

No you haven’t, Squid. You see his screename — ignore him.

So the average Brit is just as big a fucktard as the average American? Why did I think English men were better behaved?

It would all disappear in a day if Anna Wintour would just take a photo of the check & post it on Instagram with a note: “I’m sorry Kanye, I’m returning your check — what you’re paying me to pretend you’re a brilliant designer just isn’t worth it. My professional credibility has evaporated. My eyes are bleeding from…

But why were so many of them tripping on their shoes? Did Yeeze drug them or something?

If a wanna-be porn star with an fake ass the size of a donkey’s is your idea of beauty, I guess...

But getting coked up with a motormouth was the BEST! We’d get blazed, hit the karaoke bar & he’d be up there singing all night — & paying for our drinks while we sat at the bar laughing. Good times...

But did you ever remember ratting yourself out to the cops after doing coke? No? Didn’t think so. WTF made this guy, who had gotten away with it!, walk up the po-po at the Sydney airport & confess? Did he feel the need for a long vacation in an Aussie prison?

No Zombie, love — you’re forgeting about the inevitable Oct. Surprise. Are you just a podling & too young to remember the 1992 election? Reagan’s Defense Secy. Caspar Weinberger was implicated in Iran-Contra scandal days before the Bush v. Clinton v. Ross Perot election — & that shit worked! Clinton won by a…

Then you’re just as qualified as Cheeto. Or Yeezy, since he claims he’s gonna run. .

YAAASS! “Only one candidate has engaged in actual proven illegal activity with their foundation” — & that candidate is DONALD DUMP.

Quick, send them on holiday to Canada before it’s too late! They’ll love Montreal & Quebec — they’re French enough to feel foreign but close enough to home to still be comfy. They won’t need passports, the flight will be short, the people there are great & the food is excellent. They’ll love it & come home inspired to…