“Because they’re guests not customers and it creates a more hospitable environment for the diner.”

One of the guys following him is ringing a bell, right?

Who is Parker?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo............ *gasp*

Wait...are these companies the Koch brothers own? I thought they were only in oil.

The Lark.

I’m starring you because you’re a librarian :)

ooooh....I wanna hear more meat product Justice League comparisons!

American playwright, author, public health advocate, and LGBT rights activist, Larry Kramer, also added his two cents to the controversy:

My best friend who is gay will be moving to KY soon. I’m a little concerned for him. :/

I thought legally you had to be 18 to use a deli slicer? Maybe that’s only a state law.

I would have to include Abarat on your list of good ones.

I’m happy for all these people that have fucks to give when they see a proofreading error. Whenever I see a typo I don’t fucking care enough to actually email the author.

Also ruining coffee shops? Gas station “cappuccino” machines. I’ve lost count the number of times someone has ordered a cappuccino and then they hate it because it isn’t sugar powder mixed with hot water!

At first thought, I really like the idea of rotating primaries

This was my thought. He wants to be POTUS and is a little hurt by a New Hampshire newspaper that I’ve never heard of? (no offense Union Leader)

I remember DarkWing Duck doing a parody of Twin Peaks. That episode forever endeared DW to me.

My boyfriend went, and all I got was a lousy t-shirt

“Good job”