saw it in a theater filled with men. None of us quailed or turned away in shame from watching women be badass. There were no roving bands of feminists castrating us in our seats.

Guys. GUYS. Go see this movie.

I would ask Bryan Cranston about Malcolm in the Middle, but that’s just me.

Miller just took all those young guys to school with this movie.

Loved those blue-gelled night shots that simplified the frame’s composition. Like a comic book panel with only one color.

Do yourself a favor. Go see the movie. It is impressive what George Miller has accomplished. He’s advanced the archetype of women warriors YEARS into the future... and it’s not just Theron. I won’t spoil it, but see this movie. Especially if you love women. See it.

“Miller uses techniques that I’ve seen overused elsewhere — like the “hard zoom” into the face of someone driving crazily”

How can a Mad Max movie be that good...? I...I’m beside myself. Back in the 80s Mad Max was America’s muse. We looked to him as the textbook example of how to survive in the inevitable nuclear wasteland of future America (though Max is Australian). Whenever I hear kids say they’ve never seen a Mad Max movie, I want to…

That kills me, I just want to scream AUSTRALIAN at these fuckers. Ugh.

I thought all those explosions looked like my mother and the cars like vaginas. Good to know there was an actual agenda and not just my sexual insecurity acting up again...

I see your giant wombat and Taz Tiger and raise you: Thylacoleo carnifex.

Giant Killer Kangaroo with Bolt Cutter Teeth and Bear Arms! ;)

Giant beaver FTW.

So we’ll sleep like Hobbits. First sleep, second sleep, elevensies, lunch snooze, afternoon nap, supper siesta, dinner doze-off...

My wheelchair frenchie Bunny stole the show...

First some non-spoilery stuff.

Okay, this is stupid, but apparently the dress can still make me laugh-