Please allow Dick to mansplain it to ya. I don't remember his actual name, so let's just call him Dick.

This young man is following in the traditions of those who are guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. And we shall invoke his name when we walk among the people of the street, "May the Schwartz be will you".

The Three Amigos, when Dusty shoots the invisible swordsman by not shooting his pistola up in the air.

like, one can say something wasn't their intention

I support this 100%. My dream is to be sandwiched (naked) between Thor and Loki, so I vote this a good choice. Om nom nom.

Yah. But I haven't been able to penetrate that group.

I read the headline and all I could think was, "I'm pretty sure the 'lumbersexual' dresses up in women's clothing and hangs around in bars."

The Boxer and pretty much everything else by Simon and Garfunkel. But especially The Boxer.

Paul wrote that. He wrote a lot of seriously questionable things.

RIGHT? I am not even a cat person and I would be prepared for this type of reaction. The title of this piece should be "People Who Apparently Have No Idea How Cats Even Work Somehow Have Seventeen Cats And Manage To Lose One On A Trip Because They Are Cat-Not-Understanding Fuckwits."

I so second this. As a Melbourne gal, watching all this unfold here, it's all Destroy The Joint. I'm not discounting Jenn Li's influence on getting awareness out originally, but those calling and emailing venues, organising the protest, out at the protest, and running the VISA campaign - that is Destroy the Joint. It…

And they know what you did.

I feel similarly annoyed. Just commiserating.

This is so annoying. There are many, many things wrong with the Catholic Church but the belief that evolution does not conflict with Catholic teaching has been upheld since the 1950s. Catholic fundamentalism really is quite a different thing from Protestant fundamentalism.

My kitten can catch wine corks in the air and can jump high enough to reach the chain on the door to my apartment. But there's this kind of shit on a regular basis . . .

After a week of reading ye olde YA thrillers, I'm really wondering how books like The Hunger Games will age. I'm imagining kids picking them up like "Wow, you guys were really worried about getting into college, huh?"

Now, don't be upset! I found a random link but I know it was here on io9 somewhere... A friggin' cat holding a chewie doll won! Because... Internet, I guess?!

You grab the soul really really tight like this because they squirm when you try to eat them.

You know he lost that contest?!

This is too bad they don't have a chewbacca dog.