Nothing could be as fulfilling as Profound Neo Hippy Dustbowl.

If attending Neo Hippy Douchebag Dustbowl was your ‘profound experience’ then you’ve led quite a superficial existence.

Saying that Burning Man is a “transformative experience” is not just a tired and trite Cliché, but it marks you as a giant douche nozzle.

There is a God, and he hates the massive douchery that is Burning Man!

Possibly relevant:

Amen. I’m 49 and I made that decision a long time ago. I won’t dance.

Can we please see more of that Hollywood Palace episode? Sinatra and Basie, holy freaking cow!

Blonde Basic Bitches

Well stated!

Of course they did. I’ve got one cashier who wears *shorts* to work and then complains that she’s cold. SMFH.

Fortunately you have to open the front of the thermostat to adjust it. Not possible with the lockbox.

I solved the thermostat issue at the business that I manage; I put a lockbox over it. But I did compromise-I set the A/C at 70 instead of 68. #IWinAllTheArguments

And I don’t give a single fuck if you’re in pain. Wear gloves to work.

Awww, you’re cold at work. Then wear a fucking sweater. Or find another job, perhaps one that will have you working n a nice, hot greenhouse all day.

Hummers catching fire?

Amen.

Good catch!

More relevant now than ever:

I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find that the F-35 is a $135 million PER AIRCRAFT that doesn’t