Are sure that this wasn’t a Palin wedding?

Hickory Grille is owned by Springfield Restaurant Group. Here’s their webpage where they brag about their company’s philanthropic good deeds:

It would be better to nuke Burning Man from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

“Malkin has written a piece that I find to be quite reasonable and also making an ultimately important point”

So what the Germans say is really true; schadenfreude is, indeed, the greatest joy!

Damn, you beat me to it!

Awww, let’s throw a pizza pity party for the poor bigoted “victims”, who have nobody to blame but themselves for being outed as hypocritical bigots..

Don't you just want to beat this douchenozzle with his own selfie stick?

GOOD. Anyone using a selfie stick should be beaten senseless with their own selfie stick.

Like I needed another reason not to eat at crappy chain restaurants. Fuck the people who own and run Darden, and the consumers who spend their money at their awful food mills.

You just know that this is going to be craptacular! Let the schadenfreude begin!!

Undoubtedly one of the most vapid conversations in the history of humanity.

Anyone seen using a selfie stick should have it taken away from them then they should be beaten with it.

Here's the Yelp page for his restaurant. Let him have it!

When I saw the after picture I worried that Christine had developed jaundice.

I have received many hundreds of those calls, from spoofed numbers from all over the country. I used to fuck with them; giving them fake credit card numbers, names, addresses etc. That only seemed to increase the number of calls that I received. I no longer answer calls from any long distance numbers that I don't…

Exactly. Anyway if nukes do start flying the resulting radioactivity will kill everyone in Denmark anyway so this development is NBD.

I bet that you're a real blast at parties.