Personally, I prefer Snozberries.

Hate The Drake.

Awww, are you the teen who got the nuked burger? Sucks to be you.

You can't say 'Chop Chop' without sounding like Judge Smails

Chernobyl Guacamole.

I prefer to use "Macht schnell!". I used to jokingly say Chop Chop! to my wife, but I got tired of her punching me after I said it.

I hate myself for finding her so f%@#ng hot. Crazy and hot.

The salt that is remove from the ocean water can be sold commercially.

Desalination is used in dry climates throughout the world. It's not science fiction.

W.C. Fields put it best:

Time to build desalination plants. They'll help combat rising sea levels as well.

JESUS WEPT.

Just what our culture needs: more fucking zombies and dystopia.

FYI: I've been selling wines and spirits for almost 20 years. When a restaurant is 'out of most of their wine list' it's because they are hurting for money. In fact, it's usually a sign that a restaurant is on its last leg.

A reminder: 7 Up used to contain Lithium:

His Helmet 'O Fake Hair was designed by the same guy who made Darth Vader's helmet.

I would genuinely love to eat there, just to non-ironically experience the authentic 1950's cuisine.

OMG I had no idea that dishes such as those have survived into the 20th Century. That restaurant may very well be the last place on earth still serving those gelatin foods. Bourdain needs to get there ASAP.