A hundred stars for your referencing The Gallery Of Regrettable Food!

You take some clear Knox gelatin, add a touch of lemon juice and sugar and blue food coloring and pour it into an oblong Tupperware box. Before it gels you put in shrimp, cauliflower bits and cooked pasta shells on the bottom. Then drop in some fish that you made out of strips of green pepper. Also, sprinkle in…

He must have a chamber like Darth Vader where his hair helmet is lowered onto his big fat bald head

Here's an even worse one:

File this under: Bad Retro Food!

Nice rug, scumbag.

Good news: there is a cure available for this plague of affluenza infected assholes:

The hospital was grossly negligent and irresponsible, and Ms Pham has been through a living hell as a result. I hope that she is awarded millions, and I hope that she fully recovers from this nightmare.

Ye gods I'm sick and tired of all the zombie bullshittery. There's no such thing as zombies boys and girls. Grow the fuck up.

This. The Rockford Files is, possibly, the greatest television show ever made. James Garner WAS Jim Rockford. Dont F it up with a half assed remake that could never hold a candle to the original.

Now I understand why Anna Wintour always wears the sunglasses; she has a very ugly face.

I use a blender to make cold simple syrup. Less mess, mixes better than shaking.

You're like a broken record.

The Ugly American.

Excellent, thanks for posting that!

Is your friend certain that they aren't trying to order a Raktacino?

Nothing. That's a huge chip you've got on you're shoulder Grimey.