Banning national symbols because some racist chuds adopted them is beyond idiotic. Rudy Guiliani is an avid Yankees fan. Does that mean I agree with his fucked up politics because I wear a Yankees cap (purchased in Yankee Stadium) in public? 

Most of us didn't take English 90, Creativr Writing for the Internet, even though it was an easy A and fulfilled your core requirement. Nevertheless, most of us still know the demands of such writing is minimal. 

I hear Teslas have hella power and torque. 

Aw, quit her bitchin’. I told y’all last January it would be better this way. Start the inquiry in the fall, send articles to the Senate after the holidays, just as election season is starting. Let Trump’s bullshit remain fresh in people’s minds as they vote next November, lest they forget, which I will remind you is…

Eat a bag of shit. If you get to vote based on what you feel in your hind brain, or what the voices in your head are telling you, you don't get to tell me on what basis I should vote. Fuck you.

Many countries have mandatory national ID, which makes automatic voter registration easy. The USA is not 9ne of them.

Or Texas, especially if you have a Spanish last name.

I actually meant move the needle with the voters in those states, but yeah. It would require a level of intelligence those sort clearly do not possess. 

So it’s Magic Mike, then. That ought to be fun, kind of like watching the Patriots (or the Cowboys or whoever’s turn it is next Sunday) run all over Miami. The man is about as bland as baby food.

I have Mitt Romney "reluctantly" accepting the nomination after Trump resigns next summer to save face and the RNC figures out they can't win with Mike Pence.

And if it moves the needle on McConnell and a few of his lickspittles, all the better.

True, this. I have the property tax receipts to prove it. If you want to teach *and* drive something nice, go to New York State. 

Chili is healthy. Yep.

2020

If you want to see a real life example of the poor scalability of highway systems, come to San Antonio, Texas. I can show you interchanges clogged up at rush hour, intersections that take three or more red-green cycles to get through (several of those in succession in some places), and many other examples of the “make…

Well, Kentucky, what are you going to do?

So basically, Trump wants to go back to analog everything. Uh, no. That won't work. Computers made a lot of things possible, and you won't get better by ripping them all out.

Would Bernie look like Bernie in an Armani suit? I think not.

They even had a name for it - the September Swoon.

They tend to have a vastly inflated sense of self worth. They seem to be under the impression that their social and economic status should buy themselves a certain level of deference, as if by divine right. I hate to break it to any actual billionaires who might be reading this, but God couldn’t give a rat’s ass how…