I work on a military base, so I get to hear from the Pats diaspora from time to time telling anyone who will listen how awesome Brady is after 40. I usually reply that if Brock Osweiler had the offensive line Brady has protecting his old ass, he’d have three or four Super Bowl rings too. And now we know why. Like your…

It depends on who the voters think is in the right. 

NPR has an excerpt on their site. Apparently, Gilead hasn't fallen yet, but is about to.

‘e’s a bit of a chonker, isn’t he.

I not only don't know the real Tiffany Trump, I don't want to know. Just like I don't want to know what the Duggars are doing, or how the Kardashians are doing. The only reason anyone might have even a passing interest in Tiffany Trump or any of the other Trumps is because their patriarch happens to be the President…

Which is all the more interesting, since the cars the rental companies *do* want to sell are cheaper by a grand or two.

Plus, I kind of like my chances when going after someone with a knife while carrying a baseball bat, or a fireplace poker, or a golf club, or a broom handle, or...

But yeah, the knife attack sooooo carries equal weight, according to the NRA. Why do they use knives? Because guns are harder to obtain in the EU.

Heads would roll at the Secret Service, whose job it is to make sure these bozos don’t get anywhere near the place, whether 45 is there or not. Apart from that, I don’t see Mike Pence, as the 46th President, doing a damn thing other than crying crocodile tears at Trump’s funeral.

It’s called a primary. Use it to get your congresscritter’s attention.

And the size of their next raise.

That’s what glove boxes are for.

I’d have some in your bugout bag, too.

I was having the game of my life at the bowling alley last season. Punched out eight of the first nine strikes. Tenth frame was 2-4-7 (missed the mark by 2 or 3 boards), which should have been easy enough to pick up, but my release was way early and it went into the gutter. 239, which wasn’t bad, but it could have…

San Antonio - eating tacos, drinking margaritas, and waiting for temps to go below 100.

Well, I need it to be cooler to wax my car. You can't just go out and do it when it's 100+ degrees out and the metal is even hotter. 

Well, I need it to be cooler to wax my car. You can't just go out and do it when it's 100+ degrees out and the metal…

Donald Trump is not a good businessman.

Sseriously. Aren't Jews supposed to be smart?

She’s also an anti-vax kook.

Sigh. It’s time we took her at her word and stopped reporting on her. She’s no longer news. The end.