It mattered in WI and MI.

And if that fails, they can just get their guns and overthrow the government. Second Amendment solutions FTW!

Failing that, you can try to position yourself for early retirement. FIRE away!

Wait, you can hack the system with a few burner accounts?

Maybe he could be convinced to move a few miles east and run in Bill Hurd's district.

And he didn’t feel the need to fully enumerate the various known kinds of nonbinary people. That’s a losing game, since not only would you look silly, you’re bound to miss somebody, who will gleefully point that out. Cory Booker, for example, felt the need to chime in simply to add “of color” to the list that Castro…

To be fair, you can buzz in second and still get a chance to rebut.

Since it looks like you’re already non-grey, your inane comments prove you haven’t been around here long. The general consensus here is that Beto (it’s an El Paso thing - look it up) tried too hard to channel Barack Obama in a part of the country where that isn’t received particularly well. You also missed the…

I tuned in late, but it was clear I wouldn’t have learned much. I kind of think if you’re going to have 10 people up there, they should each get one question, provided in advance and drawn from a hat two days prior, so they can really think about the answer. We’ll have time to play gotcha later. Five minutes to…

You hit the nail on the head. You had one opportunity to impress people. You used it to say bad things about your own party. Tell me again, why should I hire you? 

Except the cop (Danny Devito), who drove a Dodge Omni.

And then you will have a truly authentic Warsaw Pact car, with non-stock parts under the hood jury-rigged so they work, like a 50s Caddy in Cuba.

Use well vodka.

Whatever happens to Pensatucky, I hope it's cool. 

So this is not a truck for doing truck stuff. It’s a truck for doing what one used to do with a Cadillac Sedan de Ville or a Lincoln Continental. I don’t get it, unless the real draw is to do whatever the environment nazis and MSNBC liberals think is bad.

For 70 large, you could get a real luxury sedan, with the trunk lid thrown in. 

It's the yin/yang thing. No one is completely good or completely evil.

Whatever. You still can’t beat “Mexico will pay for it.” Getting you all to believe that is some real hall of fame level bullshitting right there. Either you red hatters are seriously brain damaged, or the acid was really good. Which was it?

Aaaaaand this just in. The big orange toddler just invited the USWNT to the WH, win or lose. So there. Nyaa!

It was late. Especially so on Eastern time.