I really think this Vicki’s last season as a housewife. Out of loyalty to her, Andy’s letting her do a farewell tour for damage control. Then next season, she gets demoted to “friend of the Housewives” and she’ll get trotted out at the end of season cocktail party in her Skye top with Lynne, Alexis and the rest of the…

Vicki didn’t buy them a house. She said in the first episode she lent them the money for a down payment and they’re paying her back when the sell their OKC house. Don’t get me wrong, that’s still super generous but for Vicki to act like she giving them a house out of the goodness of her heart is gross.

All yours, bb :)

No, I think Brianna is legit sick- she had her thyroid removed a few seasons back and she’s talked about struggling with her health.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

Young Ian is definitely not described as super handsome but that can be retconned.

My body sang me a song when he sang that rat satire.

In my perfect world, Murtagh lives forever and replaces all the problematic secondary characters with his delightful dry wit and stoicism and it totally doesn’t cause any problems or issues with the story.

I would like to take this time and congratulate the casting department for Starz. I never thought I would willingly offer myself to a man wearing a chunky, knit turtleneck but Hot Roger can absolutely get it.

I got a text from my friend who watched the finale with her husband. She said she started sobbing and asked him why he didn’t love her enough to track her period. That’s when he removed the second bottle of wine from her hand and got her a glass of water.

Right- make him 17 instead of 14 at the beginning of Voyager. Doesn’t fuck up the Jenny/Ian baby making timeline in any meaningful way and opens up the casting opportunities to include THIS

Mr. Willoughby. Like, either totally change him from the books or cut him but to write him like he is the books...gross.

My track record is like 0/12,532,957 fantasy casting choices but I still try. Probably waaaay off base, but they’ve played fast and loose with the actors ages since they have to age them in wacky ways but I would looooooove to see Tom Sturridge as young Ian. He’s bananas good in Pirate Radio and Far From The Maddening…

I wasn’t as annoyed by Book Bree in the beginning as I was by Show Bree in this episode. Luckily, she has room to grow but damn, she was aggravating.

There’s part of me that hopes they find a way to include that character and really humanize him with the added bonus of opening up some really cool casting options. I feel like they’ve done it before (I like book Murtagh but I loooooooooove show Murtagh). But, I’m not sure they can do that so I’d rather them cut it.…

I legit screamed when Rodger said that- such a perfect call back without being super heavy handed. Also- A+++ on the Roger casting. When they put that man in a kilt, I’m gonna need my smelling salts.

I’m hoping against hope that Bree gets more awesome because, from the little bit we got of her, I can’t see her potential badassery.

I hate this show because it makes me feel my feelings and at one point I ugly sobbed/screamed “SHUT UP BREE, YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT!”

Fuck the NRA