In honor (honour?) of the Great British Bake Off I'll allow it. That is also a great kids' show but mine now call thing Presh.

In Sarah & Duck it's shallots not onions!! Something about the British pronunciation.
Shall-ottts

I hate watch this show so much my children think I like it.

To quote Duckman "Oh, to be Frank Oz for a day!!!"

Will this movie heal a fractured nation? Or at least have more lightsabers?

Indian food is best paired with a lager and classic episodes of Red Dwarf.

The best ethic food in Cincinnati is Indian nowadays. Hopefully there will never be a Goetta Tandori.

The Licking River separates the two parts of Northern Kentucky, Newport and Convington. And without fail if you drive across the river you'll see a pregnant smoking women pushing a stroller.

So is John de Lancie going to voice Discord? And I would love to have Patton Oswalt's character reappear in a cameo snarking on the movie

I wasn't going to come out and say it. Just in case we had a sue-happy president elect

Ok 2016 has a few days left to balance the scales of Death. We need someone big and hated by the populace. Maybe a Kardashian, maybe a Beiber maybe a twitter happy candidate-elect.
Something to help heal the world

I need not remind you that this galaxy has an atmosphere of -5. This is an atmosphere in which beards cannot grow.

But, will the men have beards? Because we know you can't grow beards in space

*WARNING THE PRESIDENT IS IN YOUR AREA AND POPPING TICTACS, SHELTER ALL WOMEN IN PLACE. REPEAT, PRESIDENT HAS ACQUIRED TICTACS*

Bill Hicks
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Izzard
Dave Chappelle

Try to imagine his wife, Lisa Bonet, rolling her eyes while watching.

Go all in. Add a few slices of crispy bacon to the middle. You're not eating healthy, you're eating comfort food.

And they had the best Dark Knight parody, with Darkwarrior Duck

Yes, but he'll be calling in advice while sitting in his hot tub relaxing with several playmates

Oddly enough, two Bundersnatch Cumberbunds is a very popular fantasy among women living in multi cat households.