You must be confused. Honda would never lose, his voice gives him super strength.

I I think the most notable thing here is not that this guy is covered in excessive pouches but that Liefeld actually managed to draw a pair of reasonable sized feet.

Any movie can be improved by adding Terry Crews.

I can’t be the only woman who loved Barbies and grew up to be an independent, successful, queer feminist with high self-esteem. I would have adored a Frida doll. When I was a kid the best Barbie I had was Belle from Beauty and the Beast. We never had anything this cool. If I ever have a kid who likes to play with…

That also explains why Lara appears to be throwing a fairly solid Blue Steel in that picture.

Thank you for your service!

Wreck-It-Ralph?

The more accurate “Civil Scuffle” just didn’t have the same ring as “Civil War”.

That sucks. Did you try asking them if they would credit you?

Hello,

I bought Shaq Fu for my birthday as a kid...I regret nothing.

It’s still gross.

I mean, at this point it would be a mind blowing twist if he was a really good guy who doesn’t get killed. That would shock the crap out of me.

Here I am as Catwoman, Eartha Kitt style:

My dog Moose, as Pamplemousse La Croix

Hope you feel like playing Call of Duty and Madden for the next 6 months.

You raise a very good point about used games getting more mileage out of them. I wonder if Gamestop will give you like a Carfax style report of how many times a specific game has been rented out.

So, yeah, when your friend is throwing up and hits the shower to try to feel better, that should come off as the antithesis of an invitation to get intimate—you should be trying to help them, not hump them, for fuck’s sake.

...seriously, who does something like that, except in an attempt to do something predatory?

Also,…

Yeah, me too. I had a few Barbies that were gifted to me, but I gave them to my neighbors. I think I still had one, because I found it when I was a teenager under my bathroom sink, completely naked with its hair cut off. I guess I did that when I was a kid, then hid the evidence? I was very obsessed with my stuffed…

Funny. My take was: “You’re a goddamn monster!”