He’s unique. I like the design!

I’ve been trying to use it for a while. I threw it in the garbage. Where the fuck is Halflife 3? What is this shit? Stop wasting time you fat piece a shit! Your steam shit machines. None of this is gonna make valve money.

Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen are two of the biggest miscast actors in the history of movies. Both are awkward and terrible actors that gave us some of the most cringe worthy performances ever seen on screen.

This lady might know.

I forgot the S, oops.

Give them an inch they want a mile. Are we now gonna change the definition of boy? When does it end? Will there no longer be male and female? Are we gonna be Birls? One single sex.

I had a girlfriend years back. Who’s boss at the office would ask her to take off her shoes every day. At first she thought it was because he didn’t want the employees to dirty the floor. But she noticed no one else had to do it. A few weeks went by and while he was in the rest room she went into his office to get the…

i’ve seen people get scared in this game. its freakin hilarious

Spectacle? Get over it Kotaku hype machine! This is pure CG garbage! It’s gonna be a two hour cut scene from a video game with live actors pasted in. They didn’t even try for realism. This is lazy production that should go straight to Netflix.

Oh course. Kotaku pro-Apple. Nvidia does it and it’s gonna fail. No one wants this. Apple does it “and it’s the beginning of a nifty game machine” F U! So typical.