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Can anyone actually use the code?  I’ve tried every day this week and nothing.  

Can anyone actually use the code?  I’ve tried every day this week and nothing.  

I’ve been buying things from the affiliate links. Surely that should help, no? Read more

I’ve been buying things from the affiliate links. Surely that should help, no?

So let me see if I got this right. When you were single, you both had bigger apartments and then you got married and moved into a smaller place? Seriously? Are you fucking stupid?

So let me see if I got this right. When you were single, you both had bigger apartments and then you got married and…

I just want to say I appreciate whoever edits Wario into the header images. You’ve outdone yourself by having him lift the dumbbells with 2 fingers.

I just want to say I appreciate whoever edits Wario into the header images. You’ve outdone yourself by having him lif…

Why is Wario always in the thumbnail?

Why is Wario always in the thumbnail?

I do like the Kallax, but isn’t that too big for a studio? Does it fold up or something?

I do like the Kallax, but isn’t that too big for a studio? Does it fold up or something?

You need to get yourself a house in the ‘burbs... :P

You need to get yourself a house in the ‘burbs... :P

Y’all keep trolling me with the Wario images in the header😭

Y’all keep trolling me with the Wario images in the header😭

Yeah but where is he? I clicked for Wario. I saw no Wario. 

Yeah but where is he? I clicked for Wario. I saw no Wario. 

why is wario here

why is wario here

Best set hands down, nothing even comes close IMHO.

Best set hands down, nothing even comes close IMHO.

Meh. Your editor should’ve caught it. Read more

Meh. Your editor should’ve caught it.

Didn’t expect to see slurs here.
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Didn’t expect to see slurs here.

Nothing speaks to the nightmare of capitalism more than a product called Sunday Scaries: a psychoactive drug marketed to alleviate the otherwise-unmanageable dread people feel at the prospect of yet another week of toil and anxiety in the 60-year gauntlet of exploitation they have no choice but to participate in.

Nothing speaks to the nightmare of capitalism more than a product called Sunday Scaries: a psychoactive drug…

On that Cyberpunk deal: it doesn’t look like Best Buy’s price match guarantee applies to pre-orders. Please, please correct me if I’m wrong. Read more

On that Cyberpunk deal: it doesn’t look like Best Buy’s price match guarantee applies to pre-orders. Please, please…

Spider-man Miles Morales doesn’t look to be part of the promotion. Below is a link to the qualifying games.
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Spider-man Miles Morales doesn’t look to be part of the promotion. Below is a link to the qualifying games.

Still have the “reciprocal drill” listed, huh. Is that a drill that gives and takes? (try “reciprocating saw”)

Still have the “reciprocal drill” listed, huh. Is that a drill that gives and takes? (try “reciprocating saw”)

do you think Kirby even gets enjoyment from eating regular, soulless food?

do you think Kirby even gets enjoyment from eating regular, soulless food?

I bought this and played Bitchface, er, “horse” into the wee hours of the morning like we were kids again. This game is perfect. 

I bought this and played Bitchface, er, “horse” into the wee hours of the morning like we were kids again. This game…

Pass. Read more

Pass.