In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

he’s grown quite adept at traveling that route on his way to the hoop.

Aww, the feelings of the incompetent racist fuckwits were hurt. Let me count the fucks I give...

Here. Come get this motherfucking star.

Martin Luther King died for THIS???

Expected two things when I clicked on this:

1. For the article to be way longer than it needs to be.
2. For the article to make it feel like one of the richest and most successful teams in the world with many of its greatest players was a genuine underdog.

Not leaving disappointed.

I agree the Oscars is an unwatchable industry circlejerk, and that Get Out was worthy of Best Picture (and I have no doubt plenty of fuddy-duddy racist voters held it back).

dishonesty is the best policy. unless you’re caught. then honestyabout dishonesty is the best policy. if you can be honest about being dishonest then honestly you’re right back where you started.

“And it saddens me to say that this moment serves to remind black youths that the world cares less about them than it does other children.”

His most recent solo album, _Feature Magnetic_, is so horny it’d make R. Kelly blush. (It also features a guest verse from MF Doom that contains the phrases “Hello Kitty catsuit” and “Excelsior!” in consecutive sentences.)

Kool Keith was able to do a verse without talking about porn?

Because white supremacists are morons and their whole ideology is bullshit. It’s all made up, just like last names!

A lot of this was about the Celtics playing really bad basketball the last week or so. I they’ve now been down by at least 20 in 3 of their last 4 games and by at least 26 in back to back games.

Why is Christopher Priest treated like a footnote, here? Hudlin’s work on Black Panther wouldn’t have been possible without Priest’s groundbreaking stint on the character? Treating Priest this way is unforgivable.

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

GET THESE HANDS!

This. It’s not just the minutes you spend watching. It’s everything that goes with it - anticipation, social stuff, feeling like you deserve something to look forward to ... it’s the ritual as much as the drug. Hard to quit. But worth it.

This has been fascinating to me for quite some time. A huge chunk of Americans—it might well be the majority—do not see prison as rehabilitative. They have no interest in redemption, or change, or personal improvement. They view the people coming out of prison as no better than they were when they went in, no matter…