Awwww, couldn’t have happened to a better Ballghazi-er.

How bout the idiot player that ran on the field before the touchdown was even scored. Give Duke the win and just blame it on him. Like who does that?!

Why would he need them underinflated if he just wanted them at the lowest allowed psi level? You think he asked for it at 11.9 or 12.2? Use some reasoning skills. If you tell your secretary you need 100 copies and she gives you 98, whose fault is it? You’re in the same boat as Pats apologists. You don’t look at…

I cannot stop laughing at that last one.

They already do in the FLA...

Hiiiii YA!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! Never speak Kirby Puckett’s name again you motherfucker. Haha baseball doesn’t need you buddy boy. Go back to your curds and whey.

“Damn it! I just got that jacket dry cleaned.”

Thanks a lot Nixon!

Off topic, but holy shit, bellsouth.net is still a thing? I haven't had one of those addresses since the late 90's.

How hard is it to put players not based on real people in the game? They are not much of a game designer if you ask me.

"Pics or it didn't happen."

So are you killed now?

If only ESPN would have came up with a clever nickname for Gurley, public sentiment would have kept the NCAA giving him the "Johnny Football" punishment.

Oh god, not you again!?

I imagine he has a closet full of VHS tapes looped of himself at these games with the ABBA - Money song dubbed over it.

I'm going to set up an obstacle course in my yard and ask the suckers, whoops I mean "volunteers," to pick up the leaves that are in the way of the course. Then I'm going to go inside, take a shit, and laugh and laugh.

Before people yell police brutality, they should know that the officer was just helping the kid with a new technique for his sleep apnea.

It's all gone now people. Move along, nothing to see here.

Is that Patrick Bateman?