Dane Cook fan huh? Just want the punch line.

And how bout those taller goalposts. Pshh. I mean come onnnn. Like who are they trying to impress?!

Ditka also makes his restaurant employees wear diapers to keep from taking unnecessary bathroom breaks to maximize his earning power.

It's time for people to start creating misinformation accounts. It's our only hope.

I love other cultures.

So to it took 3 years to build WTC 1 & 2 and 10 years to build 2 holes. Fascinating.

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Or he just wants to show how hard it is for a seventh round pick to make a NFL roster. You should have thought of that. At what point in time did this guy have an obligation to owe people something? A network came to him and wanted to pay him so he could tell his story. And he said yes like most people would. Where in…

Why can't it just be a reality show about how hard it is to make it on an NFL team being a 7th round draft pick? Isn't that just as legitimate? And how does everyone know the tone of the show before it's even been created? I don't see how it is remotely hypocritical about him saying it shouldn't be all about his…

Now we need a female student to take the fall for the graffiti and get kicked out so the shit can hit the fan. It's the only way things get done nowadays.

Years before and not any good.

Hahaha. Excellent. That was a fun ride.

No, no, no-no-no. Sorry. Funny things always should get laughed at. And that was one of them. And yes I mean laughing at them not with them.

Work = sitting in the school gym for 3:45 watching tv and then picking up dirty towels and wiping down machines for 15 min.

Cut out the middleman. Everyone should buy their NFL merchandise on aliexpress!

So your main beef is that you don't want gays using your term "marriage?" Because the mysterious powers of the word will be gone? I just can't... anyway, if you want to stand by your slippery slope argument that is fine. But this is the end of the slope. It started with marriage, then interracial marriage, and now gay…

Who cares if it's art. He's not judging art. He's comparing the extent of ones vocabulary. If anything, you could have a point on if the author counted slang words that are not widely used.

I don't know if that song is supposed to be funny, but it was hilarious.

It's funny how they made the characters aware and rag on Fidget about what the hell kind of animal it is.

And even though it was a bear, watching still managed to make my palms sweat uncontrollably.