We went with “professionals” but they only treated the bed and couches. We had bugs hiding behind picture frames and in and above the vents. We thought we had them dead, then an egg would hatch and we’d be back in the shit again.

RIGHT now. Those fuckers are no joke. Nothing is more terrifying than the bird mite message boards. 

Fantastic. I always look forward to your articles, Ed, but this one is the best yet.

They get really grumpy when you critique the product in the comments.

I think everyone lost in that situation

I once made the mistake of eating a chicken caesar salad immediately before the terminal kiosk closed at 8 p.m. before hopping on a flight from Phoenix to Chicago - and then Chicago to London and then London to Cairo.

It sounds like the streaming service is starting things with a bang. 

I agree that this will work great as a way to draw legacy subscribers and potentially be an inducement for someone who wasn’t impressed by Netflix original content and is willing to spend a bit more for HBO.

However, I’m not sure it’ll draw people off of other platforms at that price point unless they REALLY want to…

Now that there are going to be like 15 competing services, the only way that they can survive is by starving the others of content and/or undercutting on price. Disney is taking both approaches with its new platform, but I think AT&T is too confident about the value of its Time Warner properties with its pricing…

Unfortunately for Trump, 90% of the rest of Ireland hates him.

I’ve also had to convince my wife that coconut oil is not a hair product that one should wash down the drain.

For sink clogs I’ve started just removing the u joint straight away to save time.

I’ll always go with crushed Butterfinger. The sweet, salty chocolate /peanut combination is awesome, but it gets even better with the crispy texture. Mix toasted coconut in with it for additional textural complexity and you’re golden.

Thank you. 

Hell yes.

I’m pretty sure the mother will eat it in this situation. 

I appreciate the hand wringing and all, but let’s not forget that this is in San Diego, where 60% of bee swarms are Africanized and not to be fucked with lightly. When one of those bees stings or is killed, it releases a pheromone that alerts the other bees to go on the defensive. On the not insignificant chance that…

Although I’m totally on board with sausage here, I feel that this was unfairly weighted against Kevin since sausage as a category is so broad and encompasses so many awesome formats.

In Dublin, it’s either the rent, the banks or the insurance companies. I’m not sure which is in the lead at the moment. 

I began celebrating, but then I realized that since this is Apple they are likely replacing it with something that will try to weasel you into a subscription or figure out ways to kill your old devices.