Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

I’m confused. How can you point the finger at Filipinos when you yourself have both a cat and a sautéed German Shepherd at your disposal?

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

Only people in New York care about Francesa and not even people in New York care about Mushnick.

** Pat Mahomes is in his 2nd year :) Alex Smith started over him his rookie year in KC **

Mahomes is not a rookie. He is a second year player

Mahomes is a second year player, not a rookie.

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

What seems really dumb is getting upset because Kobe Bryant will not be able to judge some movies because he *probably* raped a woman. And by the way, have you read his apology. It is basically a non-confession confession, and that’s being kind. 

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

My dad says you’r a lazy writer who relies on the monster of the week plot line too often. He says you only write hard for sweeps.

“I’m sorry, Lauren, but you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m a staff writer.”

Gone too soon . . .

Prejections have nothing to do with value. They are an extrapolation of previous performance, weighted to the most recent. Degrom has been the best and most valuable pitcher in the NL by any reasonable measure. What happens going forward on an individual basis is very hard to accurately predict and there will be much…

I mean, I get it. I’m sure there are people who think some of my hobbies and interests are ridiculous, and they should probably receive some kind of compensation from whoever put on the event, but still. These are grown-ass men seeking autographs at a fantasy football convention. I don’t think a light ribbing is out…

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Dude it’s right there on the front page of baseball-reference.