SmarterEveryDay had a video about poop splash. In the end, laying a sheet or two of paper on the surface of the water prevents splash. (Confirmed)

Mixture of salvia and fentanyl. Mystery solved. Kids on the street call it Robin’s Egg.

“She also noted that none of the black children who came in trick-or-treating acted rambunctious or disrespectful in any way.” It’s depressing as hell that she had to say this this because she knows the kids will be personally attacked and slandered.

I’m with Preet Bharara. The more he tweets, the more he damns himself.

“You could even jerk yourself off in front of people, if you wanted. After this was brought to Valve’s attention, the game was temporarily yanked from Steam”

He fell into a black hole. That’s spaghettification.

You’ll know if your kid was slipped an edible if an hour later all their candy is gone, as well as their sibling’s candy, all the boxes of cereal, and a block of muenster cheese. You can double check your suspicions by asking them to tell you what the universe is made of.

Fools! Don’t you understand? This is the first wave of the invasion. I fear an alliance between the octopuses, dolphins, and killer whales.

I used to feel this way about a lot of cosplay until I found a new way to think about it. There are two kinds of cosplayers: those that want to bring the video game to the real world and those that want to put themselves into the video game.

11. A Set of Cutlery

Damn, that kid really puts the Warrior in SJW.

Still an asshole move not to leave money.

She was the best at sniffing out bombs. And when she smelled one, she’d think, “Shiiiiiiiiiit, I ain’t sniffing around that thing.”

You’re welcome.

I’d tell my young me I was trans and to transition asap. Pre-internet me had no clue what I even was.

If baby parts are for sale, I’d like mine with rice, cheese, beans and extra guac.

When I was hired as a teacher, at orientation we were told that the administration doesn’t believe in mental health days and not to expect tenure if they find out we took one. They also said that if we were sick, we should come in. If it seems especially bad, we’ll be sent home.

NRA - Bump stocks are okay, but kneeling is seriously dangerous.

“If the rich could pay the poor to die for them, we’d all make a pretty good living.”

This idea has come and gone many times throughout the history of education. The best fit is somewhere in the middle, a common sense approach.