No attempt to contact the hostage-taker or surveil the house? You mean tv lied to me?

The soldiers intentionally covered half his name so it only says “Kush.” Subtext? They want this guy to get smoked.

You are so right. The salt in the wound was that microSD cards were so inexpensive. Asking 50% of the system price for a memory card is a damn good way to kill a system. 

Before you leave home.

In the age of viral media and twitter firestorms, one brave gate agent was willing to risk backlash toward both themself and their employer. A lesser gate agent might have said, “Fuck it, it’s not worth the bullshit just to be a dick about yoga pants.”

Maybe with the downfall of Milo Yiannopoulos, he sees this as his opportunity to become the new beloved of the alt-right.

Once I sat looking over the lights of Niagara Falls at night while sharing a bag of potato chips with a racoon.

You have my sympathy. Doctors around here aren’t really in the business of diagnosing, are they?

One problem first-time homebuyers have is trying to find a starter home at all. They’re non-existent where I am and developers have no motivation to make them since they’ll make more money off a McMansion.

I grew up in the center of that god-forsaken sea of blue. The routine was pluck the tick with a notched scoop and, depending on the size and how deep it seemed, you called the doctor and immediately got put on antibiotics.

A system should be judged exactly as it is on they day you paid $300 for it.

I’ve always heard “A car loan is just one of those things you always have” from every generation from the bottom to the boomers.

Fashion is generally on a ~25 year retro cycle. A while back, 70's hairstyles were in. We’re back to the 90's now. And I promise you low-rise attire is on the horizon.

Keep it up, Ruth!

There is a truly terrifying level of cognitive dissonance in the world right now. People having been openly saying stuff like “I’m not racist! Just look at history! What has a black person ever accomplished? That’s just truth!”

Day One: Had to change a 6 year old’s diaper.

“The FCC is was finally getting aggressive about protecting the open web, and that’s was great.” Fixed it for you.

I’m not going to have kids, so the future doesn’t concern me nearly as much.

“If you are in a boat with a boulder and you drop that boulder into the lake, how does the water level before and after you drop the boulder in the lake compare?”

Amen! I checked with my notebook provider, and as far as we can tell the paper inside the notebook has been unaffected by Cloudbleed.