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And I’m determined to pray for it every night until it becomes a dream come true.

Fun experiment; go into a public park and watch the people walking by. Then visualize that all the men there have dangly bits just waving around under their clothing and wobbling from side to side as they walk by.

oh shit. i’d never noticed that.

Because she already looks exactly like someone else! She looks so much like Jaime Pressly it’s distracting whenever I see MR on screen.

Nah, Adele and Sailor Moon or Rhianna and Naruto.

Not like this is in question but we refer to my son as my “visual paternity test.” Only some people find it funny.

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

All us throw back people look like Margot Robbie. It’s just how we are over here in a strange time and season dimension all of our own.

I promise you no Australians care enough to be outraged about this. Those tweets are all jokes. There are very few things we take seriously and they’re all to do with crocodiles and skin cancer.

I live in the South and work with an Aussie who’s lived here for a long time. His accent is bizarre.

[colonizes entire continent, teaches them Spanish, waits a few hundred years]

I mean we could sound like Australians so that's a plus...

You know what? I’m just going to assume that a young woman who has worked hard enough to achieve this is also capable of making fine life decisions for herself. Jesus.

But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a

They kinda function as Oreos for Aussies young and old. The best way to eat them is to bite off diagonal corners, then use the cookie as a straw for some milk or coffee. Then eat the delicious soggy cookie/filling/outer chocolate shell. The Dark Chocolate ones are the best!!

It’s how Arya killed Meryn Trant, the face thing.

Sansa set Jon up to be King in the North, you think he wouldn’t have given her the headseat if she asked? Heck he didn’t even want the Lord’s room, Jon was almost certainly placed at the center of attention because Sansa wanted him there and probably with some protest from him. If Jon is the King in the North then

“Oh and she can face change despite never learning how.”