Um, no.

We need to know what happened to Fresno Bob in KC...

Someone alert Hot-taek Tammy!

All he needs is a TV show where he mouths all the lines in the first season and the transformation is complete.

Man, seriously. All I keep thinking about is that Yoohoo ad when I see Chance in a commercial these days. They missed the boat by not hiring Big Freedia.

He is sooooo tough Chuck Norris wants to slurp on HIS schlong!

Bluntman and Chronic?

A Goober.

FISHKILL. FISHKILL.

PUT BUSTER BLUTH IN THE SUIT YOU COWARDS.

PUT KEVIN SMITH IN THE SUIT YOU COWARDS. DORK KNIGHT FTW.

RIP Knick.

Samesies with my Nixon tattoo on me back...

You are beyond stupid if you spend one red cent on any of those items you mentioned.

Damage to the road by dragging an axle? I am more than sure public works would love to know more about this guy.

All these robotic mowers are only good for short Bermuda grass that stays an inch in height- perfect for Florida or southern lawns. Everybody else with tall fescue can’t use them, the grass is too tall.

Like Burt Reynolds and shit...

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE!!!

Where was the negligence or wonton disregard for safety? Exactly.

Only legit answer I have read so far. Definite Samsquanch.