When I was about 13 I slept over a friend’s house. His parents went out for the evening, leaving us alone with his older sister (think she was 15). Well she whips out this book about devil worship, witchcraft, etc. We read this chapter that said if you light 5 candles, drip the wax from the candles into a pentagram…

This is going to be like when everybody wanted that jacket Ryan Gosling wears in Drive, except they aren’t ridiculously handsome like Gosling is and ended up looking like this:

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Greatest athlete commercial ever.....

Wow that's messed up

Route Running Axioms

This is a much better .gif of a Blue Jays fan

Counterpoint: Root for the Blue Jays.

A good sports baby.

Spoken like a true a southie.

He just seems like the kinda guy who has bedsheets made of deli paper.

DALLAS RULES EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXXXXXXX

Pretty sure Mitch Williams said it in 1993.

So all of a sudden Alberta isn’t Canadian!?

After conquering one fabled American past-time, The Canadians’ will now set their sights on mastering morbid obesity and abject racism.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Cathal Kelly’s got the Simmons/Sun level of hot takery mixed with Toronto Star condescension. He’s worse, and that’s saying something.

He’s American. (I do wonder how much that played against him in Toronto.)