My response to Chris Brown.

Is she wearing a skirt, or pants with a built-in seat?

My gyno is a lady, and she's so approachable and cool that I want to hang out with her when I'm not in a paper robe. Does anyone else feel this way?

Please bring back the appendix! It is very, uh, educational.

Ah, yes. Sorry, I'm new here.

the whole new album is about One Direction's Harry Styles.