More senators should be stuck in scary situations.

I have no idea why people don’t call this out for what it is: blatant corruption. He’s not the only one, sadly, but he’s the one who put himself in the spotlight.

Is there a Maserati dealer in West Virginia?

No place to get his fancy SUV service in the shithole meth infested and opioid addicted state he’s from. It’s time to break the country apart. 

No it’s not. He’s taken over the state party, and crushes any opposition. He’s the only Democrat in any statewide office in West Virginia because he knows there will never be any serious primary opposition.

If you’re too scared by that group of kids to wait for the authorities to come and remove them (which they will do super fast because you are a US Senator), then maybe you don’t have the constitution to be behind the wheel (or voting on the laws of the entire nation).

Maybe lurched was a bit of an exaggeration, but you don’t drive into peaceful protestors, especially if you are a US Senator.

Joe “I’m a degenerate Repub hiding on the Dem side of the Senate” Manchin doesn’t shill for coal, he is coal:

mmmm, so that’s who’s driving the modern Maseratis. I had been wondering

Meanwhile 400 private jets flew to the climate summit to tell us how we need to change out ways. Hope back on private jet with no irony!

Can we find some way to blame this on their ridiculous screens?

And the Hill Country. There’s a giant hole between Austin like Junction or Fredericksburg where there’s literally nothing* besides begging some grouchy rancher (who won’t be happy to see one of them damn libtardmobiles) to let you use a 110 outlet for seven or eight days.

*Unless you’re staying overnight at a winery.

texas def needs more charging across the great expanses between towns.  between san antonio and corpus and everything out west. panhandle too. 

Was it the jeff gordon m$m jackets that were all the rage back in the day? it looked like a bunch of grown men wrapped in the sunday comics.

My dad has like 400 of these lol

Let’s go Brandon hats? 

He said “worst”, not “best”.

I own a Subaru-branded bag clip.

The Top Gear news segment on branded merch was immature comedy gold.

The Neiman Marcus catalog cars. Usually it’s just a different paint scheme and slightly different interior.
https://www.motorious.com/articles/features-3/neiman-marcus-special/

If that’s not what you’re after, it’s definitely the “key for my car that is shaped like my car” upgrade from bespoke manufacturers.