I scrolled through all the comments and didnt see a single one mentioning this.  Are you kidding?  It’s the very beginning of ‘The Strain’ - it’s how the vampire virus spreads in NYC!

Except for the Drone Pilot Subplot (which ended too early), I enjoyed everything else.

So this whole blog post was just a Draper joke. Got it.

I promise you, Steph Curry has Festus Ezeli blocked on his phone and would most likely, “I don’t know her” if you asked him about JaVale McGee. 100%

albert, they did that one sportscenter commercial that was kinda cool and funny but now it’s tainted, so, yes, some of us care. 

THE STRAIN THE STRIGOI OMGGGG

I actually liked this series... 

+1 fiendish plan

Well that was a deflating reply.

So make one then, instead of just indicating where a joke might be. Jesus.

This sounds horrible. I either eat them one at a time to be able to taste each flavor, or I just pile a handful into my mouth so I can’t taste any individual flavors. I’m not going to pick out a couple to try to make some new flavor out of them. If strawberry + chocolate were any good, then the good folks at Jelly…

How was human? 

Scrolled immediately down for Oregon.

The pass needs to reach a certain height.

Exactly. Thank you.

Yeah, that’s bad.  But, still not nearly as stupid as putting a clothespin on an electrical cord.  Jesus, people are stupid. 

The bumpers are worse than irrelevant. They are an impedance. I’m not a great bowler, but I can usually get a couple of strikes in a game. I have never gotten a strike with the bumpers up. My “good” shot hangs over the gutter before curving into the pocket. I never noticed this until I tried to bowl with bumpers, and…

I bought the big-ass bag of sour patch kids once and ate so many in one sitting that I burned my taste buds and couldn’t taste salt for a month. I still love those delicious fuckers, but I’m a lot more careful now.

Dude, that guy dies about three hours after hitting send when all the parasitic worms come out through a new second bellybutton. 

Great now I have to beat off at work.