Merciless.

very good SNL sketch about this phenomenon:

This is an underrated comment so far.

3 AM? I must be lonely.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

Speaking as a veteran, this whole thing has fuck-all to do with veterans, and the people saying we’re being somehow “disrespected” by Kaepernick’s actions are full of shit.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

Ironically, these are terrible conditions for motorboating.

With this defense, I genuinely wonder how many games Tebow could win with them this year.

It’s a good version but the whole Bible seems a bit much for the average person’s head.

the best clap back

“You guys are heroes”

*Controller Disconnected*

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

Jesus, clean your glasses before cleaning the plate, Blue.

how does a mug shot confirm racist stereotypes? That’s an amazing jump in logic

Wait - 67 people shot THIS WEEKEND? Sweet Jesus.

What stereo types does it confirm. The stereo type that these two guys are dumb and killed an innocent person?

Homey on the left does not look like he’s playing with a full deck of cards.

The Chargers finally got Bosa...