Well, that's certainly obsessive and gross of this guy, but this is really how you have to do it. To prove that Christian values are a stupid lie you have to show the world what exactly teenage boys and girls are really fucking. I mean thinking, you know, about fucking. Temptation isn't just written in the Bible, it's…

The problem with New York is people that think that transcendent genius is caged in their mind, a few sentences away from lucratively leaping to the public sphere. It's a generation of people who truly believe that they have something world-altering to say, when really it's just the same 70's bong-water bullshit…

"Most importantly, don't panic. They're liberals; we have all the guns, remember?"

Of course, this works best for people that don't read the website or watch the channel. Every single one of these opinions is overridden or matched with a psychotic binge of sudden horrible gloom, like Cramer's "get you money out for the next five years" business or Faber's rantings. It's a bipolar opinion market, not…