I was super skeptical about a remake of Annie, but that kid is too. cute. for. words.

See you in theaters, Quvenzhané.

This is appropriate

He has resting rapist doucheface.

does anyone else think that the teddy bear that got mentioned a few times is a nanny cam? He turned it around so his actual violence wouldn't get filmed? Explains why he has video of his interactions, and none of these women seemed to mention a camera...

OOh, never count out SVU to do the same episode twice, they've been doing that for a good 6 seasons now.

I initially read that as: "I was a serial killer and Zodiac obsessed..." *Blinks* what did I just read???? I think I need sleep.

You guys, I truly truly truly hate Madonna. #unapologetic

the state bar can discipline attorneys for professional misconduct. The authors of journals like this will often take real life examples and place them as hypotheticals in the journal using completely made up people. It's a learning tool to see if the lawyer knows his disciplinary rules. Nobody sent this question in…

Urban dictionary isn't a real source, you know....it's just as stereotypical and judgmental as the worst of the internet.

This story is like 9 different stress dreams combined

So Lake Bell had a baby with Scott Campbell? Who cares. Wake me up when someone has a baby with Campbell Scott. I'd like to volunteer...

That hits really close to home. I stopped giving massages because I can't give them without people barking orders at me. ("I mean, it feels good and stuff, but could you just do the total opposite of what you're doing, instead?")

Jenny McCarthy's 12-year old son must be so embarrassed all the time.

Just tell us if he was ever published in Highlight for Children!!!

Carroll then pointed out the Rams' long-standing relationship with the military-industrial complex.

remember

I have been looking online for porn since I was 13 years old. Never once have I accidentally clicked on a link that sent me to pictures and videos of child pornography. Not even when I was drunk.

I saw a picture of a 14 year old Yazidhi girl with an AK-47 walking with her mother and little sister trying to get to safety (can't remember if it was Turkey or Iraqi Kurdistan) and I recall thinking that a rifle in your hands is better than a UN resolution passed in your favor.

Please remove the suicide bombing part of the article, it was reported on salon and a few other sources that she took her life at the last moment just to make sure she wasn't taken alive.