Friend, as someone who got drug in to trying it by a woman I was briefly interested in, let me assure you you’re not missing a damn thing. And I have no idea what the fuck I need some horse shit special app for so you can send me pictures of your goddamn food anyway.

There’s a Website for this, if you want to troll your co-workers.

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs” ....Your Mileage May Vary...

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

I was completely ready to give the guy credit for going straight off instead of trying to hero a recovery out of that. Then he got out of the car.

Wreck me like a Huracan!

“Look at these TIE Fighter and X-Wing cars!”

My guess is civil forefeiture. One giant sweep of exotic cars means bank for city government. Civil forfeiture is the greatest act of injustice currently in the American legal system and nobody seems to care.

So we have confiscated GoPros, phones and supercars and not a whisper, let alone a criminal charge, after almost 6 months. The amount of power and collusion between the judicial system and law enforcement agencies is becoming a tad too tyrannical for my tastes.

It’s still a malarial swamp, it’s just that all the blood suckers now occupy one area.

Please, make this COTD

In all seriousness I believe it should be as difficult to get a drivers license in the US as it is in Germany. The number of people I see merge without looking on a daily basis is terrifying.

BAN ASSAULT MUSTANGS!!

It’s too easy in this country to get a mustang. These cars aren’t meant to drive, they’re for killing as many pedestrians as possible, we need stronger vetting to ensure these don’t fall into the hands of “mustang drivers....”

I just heard someone in the background at work say “...what the fuck....”

I just think it’s fantastic that the 24 Hours of Lemons has been influential enough in racing to spawn something bigger.

Fucking legend right here. This is why Jalopnik is so great

This is why I love the internet; smart people who know things. All the stars!