thecouchdolphin
thecouchdolphin
thecouchdolphin

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Kind of shocked by this.

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Steelers fans like him again now

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Good!!  Having a whale tail should be grounds for immediate disqualification! 

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

I felt like a David Attenborough narration would have helped the reader on this one.

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

So wooder they all mad about exactly?

In the cases of Cone and Maddux, I would argue that the results from having a personal catcher were well worth it. Unless you think that somehow Maddux winning 355 games was disappointing.

deGrom’s agent last year lobbied the Mets for days about Mesoraco being deGrom’s catcher because of comfortably concerns. This year, deGrom’s agent is now the General Manager, and he can’t be bothered with the request. 

From a logical standpoint, if he pitches better with guys that are NOT Ramos, wouldn’t it follow that you don’t need as much firepower in the lineup? 

This is so stupid. If you can’t figure out a way to have 35 of your starting catchers 40ish off days fall every 5th day to literally give your team a better shot at winning, then . . . wait, shit. Sorry. Mets. Got it.

it’s funny because everyone in New Orleans somehow takes themselves too seriously.