“The only thing it takes for Malcolm Gladwell to say stupid stuff is for Bill Simmons to do nothing.” -Edmund Burke 

At this rate of snitching, I expect to see him get -10 years.

If MATS’s struggle to win the starting keeper spot goes on much longer, he should write a book about it.

There’s a decidedly pleasant lack of car bombs.

The most underrated band of the 90s was my band, Limp Bizkit. Few people remember our first album was fantastic, and our quality versus our general public rating is vast enough the be underrated.

Reading books >Hearing random people talk about things

BREAKING NEWS: Barcelona coughs up $265 million dollar transfer fee for Tyler Lockett.

Have I missed the apparently omnipresent bullying of every man over 6’1 and every woman over 5’7? I genuinely have never seen anyone teased for being tall in my life, and I’ve never heard anyone I know saying anything about it.

This coaching physically makes me hurt.

Good story, but you missed how they seriously considered AMPUTATING his leg. Crazy stuff that he made it through.

Q: Where do the Raider Go After This?

The Jaguars are now switching Ramsey to quarterback.

If someone ran for New Mexico public office under the promise of making the sites of every single scene in Breaking Bad protected (like for National Parks), they would win unanimously.

At least most of you don’t have to be fans of this team. Meanwhile, I’m stuck with it.

It’s nice to see a headline for this match that’s Andreescu wins instead of Serena loses.

Man, I WISH Trump supporters got blacklisted like communists (mostly supposed) did in those days. They’re considerably worse.

I’m a Tool Fan!

The Last Jedi as a movie can basically be summed up a a couple of good moments in a sea of terrible moments.

It wouldn’t even be a top 15 worst NHL contract, mate. Having a single bad one of those can sink your team like a millstone.