“Fins Up” has been a Dolphins rallying cry for decades; it’s not a made-up hashtag.

Food for thought: we were one easy call and care to stay onside/coin flip going the right way from a Saints-Chiefs Super Bowl.

Go back to the Daily Stormer, tomato.

In other news, the New England Patriots announced that they have signed OJ Simpson out of retirement. When pressed on the issue, Belichick only said that the competition for signing him was the Broncos.

Ironic considering it’s Haisley.

Why can’t we have a fun guy like this instead of boring robot Djokovic?

I have to disagree with football, as it never specified how far it was to this first down. If your team was at second and inches, and your O-line blocked well, you could get the three inches or so needed for the first down.

Omen thing I’ve learned from reading this year’s WYTS is that basically every team covered so far will never win a Super Bowl and has the most racist fans.

Ah, yes, lions, a species well known for their ability to coexist with other animals without trying to main and/or kill them.

Come on in! The water’s fine!

In the past, Britain could overcome its problems because they came from the outside (Nazis, the WW1 web of alliances). Now that they come internally, I’m not so sure.

I propose we permanently ban the use of the word “ya’ll” on the basis that it does more harm than good.

Title change:

I guess all the Lord of the Rings movies sucked then.

Hear me out here, but might it be more fun to just ride roller coasters in amusement parks, as is normal?

If Yelich isn’t (or anyone who does it) isn’t showing any of their genitalia, then it’s fair game for kids to see.

Title proposition: