With the 19th pick in the 2019 MLB draft, the St. Louis Cardinals select Adam Sasser.

It’s gonna go Virel

Where was this governing body when Michael Jackson was roaming Neverland Ranch?

Pictured: Old man yells at his future replacements.

I will end up buying this, but I wish they would just let me play the PS Classics on my PS4.

Goodell: “Wait a sec, you mean I can CHARGE people for the right to punish them?”

*head explodes*

At this point I don’t get why this guy won’t just go away and serve the rest of his life in jail. There’s no chance of him winning any of these appeals. No one is going to be lenient to an unrepentant child molester/rapist.

I have full confidence that the Jeff Sessions Justice Department will act swiftly to punish the FBI for failing to protect these women from this predator.

Trump, Trump. It rhymes with chump.

Hopefully Mike Pence is somewhere in the middle of these firings.

Because you’re just marinating vegetables. Vegetables don’t have to stay in the fridge to maintain food safety. If this were meat, that would be a separate conversation.

Hell it’s what Urban Meyer already did at Florida.

As a fellow member of that Venn diagram intersection, I disagree. I guess these moves make sense on paper, but trading the best players away at the deadline seems to have become the Rays’ MO, and I’m a bit sick of it. I’ll admit though this may be more feelings than cold hard baseball calculus.

At least we still have…

Had tickets to the Rays’ improbable game 162 comeback. Decided not to go as I figured they had no chance. Instead watched it at home, kicking myself the whole time.

Yes, but did McCollum respond by indicating that Durant was a “Cheese Butt”?

Dana White is trying to get an Uncle Fester standalone movie made with himself as the star.

This guy’s not the Hiro we need, but he’s the Hiro we deserve.

I bet Lance Armstrong would give his left nut to be back in on this action.

Come On You Blew (It)

Agreed, though I’d throw Stuart Scott in the mix.