You are not going to be able to convince me that Sean O’Haire is not a time traveling Gronk who went back in time to an age that he fit in more with.

SAS even drops the sausage on the floor every time, just like he saw.

I thought this was obvious. Stephen A. Smith has been in love with himself for as long as I can remember.

No.

Castle Rock has an outlet mall. I think that says it all for what kind of people live there.

Later on, in a stunning reversal, the NCAA vacated this jury’s decision.

Now I want the video of his wife plunking him on his next plate appearance.

The kid or the SUV?

I didn’t even notice the shirt at first. I thought Green was mocking LeBron by just having a natural hairline.

“That’s why you tie it down first.”

I need Robert Mueller to begin looking into whether Putin influenced this series by giving Marc-André Fleury extra helpings of poutine.

*cop tazes gator*

Wow, Kevin Durant is really sensitive about his gruyere derriere.

Well I guess you could say he really...

I do the same, but never got past 2nd. I suck at the endgame tower building jenga deathmatch.

No. It is not. There are people every day who are winning the battle. You can too. I believe in you stranger.

I would say that this should be something you can look at as proof that money and fame are not cures for depression. You’re not doomed, you just have to find something (medicine, therapy, etc.) that will help you. Money and fame will not. Which I’m thankful for as I have neither.

These hack messages are pretty on brand for BWW: lukewarm, derivative, and flavorless.

This is just a big misunderstanding. Manning’s lawyers just said “Peyton really feels like Papa John’s pizza really enhances his performance.”

Don’t blame him. His wife got the recipe from Jim Tomsula’s wife.