Is there a good market for bedazzled road kill?

Yea I would lose my life savings if this became a real thing.

Welcome to Deadspin. You must be new here. No? Just pointing out the obvious? Dang, that’s timely.

And if he does..it’s on you and you alone. For shame.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

Damn, turns out I would shit my pants for a lot of things. Someone make me an offer and I’ll shit my pants for ya. I’m game.

Where do I pick up my trophy?

Great Show.

Very sad moment indeed.

Contest is over.

But once I am in the terminal and surrounded by airplane people, no amount of money on Earth can keep me from getting on that fucking plane and leaving. I don't even listen to the lady. She could be offering free houses for all I know. The second the word "volunteer" comes out, I stare at the floor and will the…

I suspect you'll find this disgusting (and rightfully so), but I ONLY eat cereal if it's soggy. I make a bowl of cereal with milk (Rice Krispies, Corn Chex, Wheaties, Special K, something like that) and then I let it sit, typically for 30-45 minutes, before eating it.

When your boy is ready, this account is for him.