Glass Theft Auto

I don't want to cut up my knuckles, so I guess I'll have to use a bat.

In the balls.

But there's still a Non-zero possibility.

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Just finished up Far Harbor this past weekend. I really enjoy turning in my missions now wearing the Inquisitor's Cowl and looking silly as fuck.

SHIT

I'll do it for $80 a day, but all you're getting is saltines and Stop N Shop brand macaroni and cheese.

Release the piss tape, Comey.

- President Strong Belwas

What day did the Lord create the Trump administration, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?

I keep waiting for Sessions to get caught at the airport with a foil wrapped cucumber in his pants.

It's Three Men and a Baby all over again!

Alice Doesn't Drink Here Anymore

Green Streets

Look out, Pesci!

I don't understand why they don't just hire Joseph Gordon-Levitt and put him in a bunch of makeup that makes him look nothing like Robert DeNiro.

Is it me that yer talkin too, lad?

You really do have to be the dumbest criminal alive when you get someone to hand over two and a half million dollars in jewelry and then give it back.

It was Sean Spicer.