Little Dragon makes it sound like they're giving Dragon the Muppet Babies treatment.

I clicked that link so fast and now I'm going to cry.

Reads like an Onion headline.

I'M MAKING MY LUNCH.

He's been rastified by 10% or so.

Spoiler alert: The zebra did it

S"a"d!

My favorite thing "about our" illiterate president's tweets "is the" way he "refuses" to understand how quotation "marks work".

Yeah well Bjork can go suck a fuck.

Popetine.

Love the bedroom with the ancient TV, phone, and clock radio.

Can't sleep, Canadian clowns will eat me.

You really should see Hard Target. John Woo's first American film!

Wilford Brimley bad.

You're sick.

I'm voting for the one wearing the biggest flag pin.

It's always drunken sexy yachting unless it's the Fyre Festival.

You're being too rigid.

Swashbucklr

SA has always been my favorite for reasons of personal taste, but objectively VC is the best game the series ever produced. It's the most fully realized and truly complete.