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Ugh, Hodor. Conjugation is a goddamn nightmare in Hodor.

Because all these pun threads are causing me to tyre.

They haven't?

Trump needs to do something about the aliens before they take all our commemorative spoons.

I've got lots of vague grievances, this movie sounds right up my alley.

I've never written any movies at all. I should have, like, a dozen Newswires.

Star Wars: We Have Just Folded Space From IX

I hope it's a BWC cuck movie.

I remember this movie having at least moderate box office success. I saw it twice in theatres with different groups of people who really wanted to go. Also, DVDs were not the advent of home video.

Pretty awesome, right?

I had that Skeletor where you could, like, put a sword dent in his breastplate. It was cool.

Pretty sure you answered your own question.

I'm through the looking glass here.

Go to see this sequel to a film I didn't like so I can see a trailer for a sequel I think is a bad idea? No, I don't think I'm going to do that.

He's right, though.

There’s Dillon, “a sexy, blue-collar twentysomething whose survival skills include sarcasm, who dies,” as well as Abbud, “an innately likable Muslim American whose nerves are, let’s say, jangled, because he’s flown solo for too long in zombieland, who dies.”

The big hat alone is worth $750,000.00.

I don't need some cut-rate AI to tell me what I already know.

Sounds like the beginning of Nudeador's nervous breakdown.

Quiet, pinko.