THERE'S NO BASEMENT AT THE ALAMO

I Feel It Coming

Let's see, we've got Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Crossbowy, and Doc.

You ent kidding.

"Lewis and Tolkien had actually gone to see Snow White together. This conjures an image of the two fantastically intelligent men sitting in the theater together ripping it to shit"

Wait, but can we still say it's a terrible dumb song and that you suck?

Unbreakable is good, I haven't seen Split.

Oh, you sexy motherfucker.

He's a deal maker, Dik. He's making the most tremendous deals. The best.

I never have, but after that image I am seriously considering it.

Don't bother the snakes

He did some reasonably "pissed off" expressions in The Fly and Deep Cover, if I recall. Been awhile, though.

I always thought it was at least semi-ironic.

LIBEL!

I free associated so hard I shit my pants.

There's a reason Swimming To Cambodia is the best Spalding Gray monologue film.

I listen for the…Fore?

Is that what they call the baby ones?

Shiny Happy People?

The president has issued an executive order cancelling Alien Day.