The rival band is headed by a guy named Jim Spitz.

Television For People.

I don't get it. Why would you lie about NOT reading Lord of the Rings?

Me too. Hanging from the rafters by my neck.

Buffet isn't country, he's island.

I'm thinking - bear with me, now - "White Rabbit". I know it sounds nuts, but give it a chance!

Hey! Lion! That giraffe was just talking shit about your mom!
Okay, roll cameras! Roll now!

[Monty Python music]

Shit, this is Sunday afternoon.

Yes.

I'm picking up the receiver on my rotary phone right now and calling Jack. Later we'll go out and get steaks and smoke three packs of cigarettes right there at the table and pinch the waitresses' butts.

Good night Bostin, there will be no encores.

That "h" is stupid anyway.

This was a one on one Oval Office interview.

Have they tried not being stupid? That would get people to stop also.

It would take far fewer punches for me to become brave Sir Robin and run away.

If MWoF doesn't get clicks, then what the hell do people read around here?

What I most remember is the patina of aerosolized cheap beef fat that would cover my entire body throughout the day.

*applause

It was a pretty odd Catholic brotherhood, yes.