The subterranean Black Gate can only be accessed by those who've said the words of the US Border Patrol.

Stop the planet of the Trumps, I want to get off.

He's just getting in some well deserved rest before his presidential bid. Simmons 2020.

Robert Downey Jr. demands to be arrested by unmanned equestrian unit, news at eleven.

A big bang up job.

Any show that features the Yip Yips is clearly all about normalcy.

One glans and I knew this was a bunch of puerile toilet humor.

300 becoming a punchline after it's initial popularity probably didn't help either.

I thought that was beads.

Yes.

I'm hearing this now to the tune of "Eight Days A Week".

He needs a doctor.

And I'm going to go ahead and paint a happy little wall here…

Look, he's painted one of my fondest wishes: Florida, in the middle of the ocean, far, far away from the rest of us.

Aw, give him a chance!

The commitment of the Chinese hoaxers is truly astounding. Can you imagine going all over the world to create the environmental effects of this thing that isn't happening? I'm in awe.

Come on now, don't be absurd.

and Kerry said, “Oh, great.”

They had to cut a few scenes that went on and on describing space food, though.

He's not a bigot, he's a rat realist.