Hand it over peacefully, if you love America.

*flips table
*gets splinter
*cries

Johnson?

This aggression will not stand, man.

Cleveland steamer fan.

I need more blue people having tail sex, who doesn't?

Craaaaaaaazy.

Is that why Leia gives all the men medals with that amused look on her face?

Well, the comments still suck.

It's only the Newswire that changed.

No, I think he means Conway.

No, not that. Never esurient.

We should've known he'd be back.

AV Club staff are incredibly skilled at screwing over the commenters and keeping them in the dark about their trickery.

Yes, peckish. I am feeling a little peckish.

I'm going on a hunger strike until this whole commenting thing is cleared up. Or at least until about 11:30 my time, I'm peckish.

The look on her face is priceless.

That John Teti is a son of a bitch.

I'm not sure if it's come up yet, but this new commenting format is kind of crappy.

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID