When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

And Ohio State.

It’s like Bob Stoops never left

5'6", 165 lb dude launching nosebleeder dingers. Has to be a meta.

He gave his life to stop us from nuking ourselves and you don’t even have the common decency to put him on this list!

Oh god damn that’s good shit.....take your star you magnificent bastard.

Too bad he can’t reach the one on the far right.

I am no Jeter fan, but I gotta tell you guys, this whole thing comes across as just a little too snar——— JESUS H. CHRIST look at that hand sanitizer! What the fucking fuck? WHAT? WHY?

1 like = 1 RE2PECT

Why have one computer on your desk when you can have two iPads?

*checks charge on portal gun*

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

The show’s an okay idea, but that pun’s top notch.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Hush you. You should know that logic is not permitted here.

I’d really like to see the breakdown between automation and human effort in that productivity rocket. I’m willing to bet that timeline coincides nicely with increased automation rather than a dramatic uptick in human productivity.

This could also be the title of a Colin Cowherd op-ed.

Breitbart headline that garners 100K views and 0 comments relating to a professional baseball game.