I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

So next year’s Tiger’s tax return will list at donation of “$10 million to Houston on Aug 31”. How convenient.  

The Bible is pretty clear on loving your neighbor and not being a pious dickfor. It’s not God’s fault people don’t read.

No, the Bible isn’t to blame, it’s the people who confuse it with their own narrow view of society and politics. Don’t blame Christianity for this, blame the people who THINK they know what Christianity is actually about. I’m a Christian, proud of it. I have never trusted Joel Osteen and his bullshit. This proves I…

“This is fine.”

If Jon Snow has to stab Dany through the heart, I wonder if it will be after she bears their child(ren). Or if some sort of magic percussion after the death of the Night King will bring her back to life, Disney style.

Maybe we should be hoping for a Sopranos-style ending, at this point. The major characters see what’s…

Am I the only one who doesn’t really care about Theon and Yara? They could kill them both off and be done with it and I’d be alright.

And pretty much every time he finished second he got robbed.

Even when he isn’t the MVP I dunno if there’s a question as to who is the best. He’s basically LeBron.

I think this demands a “Toughest President” NCAA-style bracket.

Tebow: [steps into RH batter’s box]

Cardinals window is closing, they don’t have time to wait for Leftwich’s delivery.

Any truth to the rumor Spiderman shows up in the end?

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

I always order coffee on a plane. Let me explain why.

Like some sort of ban?

They did, and the stadium reporter interviewed him and made him Fan of the Game.
We’re the same franchise that built a statue in honor of the guy Josh Hamilton killed during a game.

I just hope Dianne Wiest can work out his psychological issues before Game 1 of the World Series.

Okay, seriously, this is getting out of hand. I mean, we’re looking at a right fielder for a New York team who can pretty much damn near do whatever he wants on a baseball field. Judge is the real life version of Roy Hobbs.